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Joke of the Day

"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"

"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."

"[Request] I need a cutesy pun related to couples/love and umbrellas/rain. Sort of like ""Eiffel for you"", or ""never leaf me"" if you know what I mean. But please nothing too long :)"

"How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips? Just a Daesh."

"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."

"I love volcano jokes... They magma lava my ash off."

"Nothing's sadder than the look on my dog's face when I reach under the kitchen table to pet her and she realizes my hand is empty."

"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"

"Saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence today... It was udder destruction."

"My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad. No, im delighted"