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Joke of the Day

"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"

"Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off."

"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"

"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."

"Things I use my car for, from most to least: 1)Tweeting while parked 2)Snacking 3)Transporting bugs that can fly but are lazy 4)Driving"

"what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins"

"My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes"

"Not joke Teacher :What is the difference man & woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs"

"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."

"Woman on the Drive-Thru Speaker: Will there be anything else? Me: We just met."