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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."
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"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"
"What did the egg say to the hot water?"
"What do you call homosexual Israelites? Fruit Jews"
"What does a gay horse eat? hAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyy! . . . . . . What does a gay pirate eat? . . . . . **GAY PIRATE FOOD, ARR!!!**"
"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."
"I've been told I have to tell a joke about barometers... Ooh, the pressure."
"Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!"
"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."
"Im hosting a charity event tonight for people who cant reach orgasm If you can't cum let me know."