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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's father got mad that I proposed to her without asking him first but there's just no way I would ever marry that guy."

"YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?! Shifting before you are driving fast enough to do so."

"I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts."

"Dinner with Drag Queens So, I went to a Potluck with a bunch of drag queens. When the food was finally served, the host stood up and said, ""Tuck in!"""

"Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done."

"______________________ I'm drawing a blank here."

"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."

"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"

"If women are so equal to men... how come they can't oppress an entire gender?"

"Whats reddits favorite tv show? The OC."