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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms walk into a bar. The first one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron!"" The second one goes ""Are you sure?"" To which the first one replies ""I'm positive."""

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick."

"Knock KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who? ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v v TLDR I'm dead on the inside"

"What Does A Ghost Cow Say? Moo!"

"A book never written: ""Secret Societies"" by E. Lumin Audi"

"I need jokes that people can enjoy over and over again."

"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."

"Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's? Trump's crowd paled in comparison."

"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"All men are idiots...and I married their king."