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Joke of the Day
"All men are idiots...and I married their king."
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"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."
"A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor The doctor holds up a chart: K Z S Y X W K P G and asks the man if he can read it. ""Read it?"" he says, ""I *know* the guy!"""
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says we don't serve food here."
"How do you quiet a gay baby? Stick a pacifier up its ass"
"People at my work name their food.. .. today I ate a lasagna named Peter"
"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"
"To successfully fight a bear, strike it firmly in the sternum with an open palm. Congratulations. You are now fighting a bear."
"[maybe NSFW] How can you tell that a porn star works at your local gas station? Right before he's done filling the tank he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the trunk of your car."
"A doctor walks into the room and says, "" I have good news and I have bad news"" *""What's the good news?""* ""***I*** don't have cancer"""