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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know what 80 year old pussy tastes like? DependsTM"
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"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street... when they passed a little boy. The priest leans toward the rabbi and says, ""Lets's fuck him!"" The rabbi asks, ""Out of what?"""
"What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!"
"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."
"Trust Mom!"
"Why do Mexicans have so many babies? Because they're too poor to afford condoms."
"Just how hairy was the person who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
"What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab? ""Looks like you've got me in a pinch."""
"What do termites put on their toast? Door jamb."
"I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30"