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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws at the end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of its clause."

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"Little Johnny & the Devil A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, ""Do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny. ""It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."""
"How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk? Udderly useless."
"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."
"Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it."
"I got caught in police speed trap yesterday. The officer walked up to my car and said ""I've been waiting all day for you "" Well I said. I got here as fast as I could."
"What is Adam's brother called? Subtractem"
"Sneezing while driving is my version of extreme sports."
"You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you"
"So the other day at the ATM an elderly lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her o_O"