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Joke of the Day

"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""

"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""

"What did the SJW say to the person who had just been blackmailed? At least you didn't get white maled."

"Some girl wanted me to take her to see 50 Shades of Grey... So I took her to Sherwin-Williams."

"What hangs at a man's thigh, and wants to poke the hole it's often poked before? A key."

"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."

"I only smoke for the health tips from complete motherfucking strangers"

"what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life."

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"If this isn't funny, I won't be able to live with myself I'll have to get another apartment."