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Joke of the Day

"I got fucking hammered last night so I made sure I took the bus home It was ok, except for all the passengers screaming at me to stop driving."

"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."

"My wife's cooking is so bad.... We pray to God after the meal"

"A problem shared is a problem halved Unless that problem is an STD"

"Ron Burgundy recently upgraded his car straight from junker status to luxury SUV. Well that Escaladed quickly."

"How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him? A buccaneer"

"Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot."

"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."

"What do you call a clock you wear on your belt? A waist of time"

"How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole"