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Joke of the Day

"#ReplaceBandNamesWithChicken Chicken (Weezer), Chicken (Rush), Chicken (Journey), Chicken (Kansas), Chicken (Radiohead), Chicken (Hole), Chi"

"Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign? Sad terrorist"

"Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van. But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping."

"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."

"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"

"*Puts couch down as emergency contact*"

"What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"

"Whats the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he is Donald Trump."

"Jewish Car Did you hear about the new Jewish car? Not only can it turn on a dime, but it can go back and pick it up too"