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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump keep a handle on integral equations? He grabs them by the +c."

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture"

"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"

"Why was the Moon in a bad mood? It was just going through one of its phases."

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your Ears."

"Turtles often outlive their owners, a fact the police refuse to treat as suspicious"

"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"

"Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish."""

"What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger? One says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" The other says ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""