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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump keep a handle on integral equations? He grabs them by the +c."

"Some days I ask, ""What would Chewbacca do?"" And the answer is always, ""Make that gargly roaring sound."" So that's what I do."

"I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda."

"When walking behind someone at night, let them know you're not dangerous by yelling ""DO NOT FEAR ME"" very loudly"

"Spoof Caller ID Call from a different number. Disguise your caller id, it's easy and works on any phone!"

"Max wondered why the ball was slowing growing larger.... and then it hit him."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."

"To sick to work This guy phones in to work, tells his boss he is to sick to come. So the boss says, "" Sorry to hear, how sick are you ? Guy replies, "" Very, I'm in bed with my sister."""

"Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens"

"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."