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Joke of the Day
"What's a bicyclists favorite letter? A! (hands raised up)"
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"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."
"After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse."""
"[1st date] {don't let her know you're Hitler} HER: what are you going to eat? ME: definitely not seafood HER: did u say nazi food? ME: shit"
"The service on my iPhone is so bad I'm thinking of calling it my AOL phone."
"I went to the club, now my friends call me Cheers... ...Because I star Ted Danson (say it out loud now)"
"""Dear God, make me a bird, so I can..."" *turns into penguin* ""DAMMIT I WASN'T FINISHED!"""
"Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.."
"What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse"