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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !"

"The only sexual problem I have is... I don't have sex."

"What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch"

"The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks."

"I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them."

"The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, ""Keep the change you filthy animal."""

"Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay."

"""I will love you forever or until I cum"" MEN"

"Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers in the winter time? To keep Hillary's chin warm!"

"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."