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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !"
Next Joke
"What happens when you find bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
"i'm wearing a jetpack to my job interview tomorrow so if they turn me down i can disappoint everyone there by just walking out calmly"
"God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me."
"how many people does it take to save the world? zero (compliments to my SO who thinks she made this up)"
"How do you make a holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out of it."
"I wrote a really cheesy joke today... Kso you're probably wondering what the joke is."
"I came out of the closet today... And I'm currently enjoying the wonderful world of Narnia!"
"What do you find at the end of a double rainbow? A group of gay men"
"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""