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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"
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"Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope"
"I was walking through the mall... I was walking through the mall, when I noticed this mannequin giving me a filthy look. I went over and decked the cunt and said ""Fucking poser"""
"Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy."
"My wife with a hearing aid died RIP headphone users"
"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."
"It says a lot about someone... It says a lot about someone when they try to prank you by putting aluminum foil in the toilet bowl. It says even more about you when it works."
"What's better than a vase of roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"
"An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag ... She said: ""thanks for the Baghdad"""