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Joke of the Day

"*wife leaves message on fridge w/ magnets* WE ARET HROUGH maybe it's an anagram *rearranges* ROUGH WEATHER whoa better pack an umbrella"

"And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"

"How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?"

"What's a Jewish girl's favorite wine? ""I want to go to Miami!"""

"What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!"

"Hitman: Hey what's up Me: My neighbor parked in front of my house again"

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"

"My tombstone will say, ""She was a people pleaser most of her life until one day she snapped and had to be taken out by the national guard."""

"Trump has so many failed businesses, if he wanted to shut down abortion clinics, he should have just put his name on one"

"How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!"