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Joke of the Day
"The inauguration is today... Trump: Unprecedented Obama: Un-Presidented"
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"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"
"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a snail trail"
"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"
"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard Genes"
"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back."
"Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: ...but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them."
"Two Sikhs are fighting with each other on the street... ""I WILL A KILL YOU!"" One says blatantly. ""AND THEN?"" The other bellows while widening his eyes."
"I chose to be gay because women are such assholes to me. Fuck em"
"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"