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Joke of the Day

"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"

"Weed is the answer... .. when your parents tells you to be the highest among the rest of the students in your class."

"Can somebody help me? I have a drug problem... I ran out of heroin."

"what do you say when you're out of spoons? fork it."

"What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"I eat my poo joke Knock knock...Who's there? I eat mop...I eat mop who?"

"Your momma's so stupid... ...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's computer Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 8, he replied: ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"