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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a device that makes my car 95% quieter! It fits perfectly over her mouth."
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"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"
"Lion King Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago. I replied, ""I guess he needs to Mufasa next time so he doesn't die."""
"Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa."
"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."
"I like my women like I like my olive oil Extra virgin and black"
"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."
"Two men walked into a bar One of them said ""I want some H2O."" The second man said ""I want some H2O too."" The second man died."
"IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying; you didn't know her personally. You only knew her musically & musically she died in '93"
"Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper? To hide his nuts!!"