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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people"
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"An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons"
"What did the priest say before eating his salad? ""Lettuce pray"""
"What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas? When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother"
"How do you prepare for a party in space? You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist"
"What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts? Bill Nye the Seance guy."
"What's the cheapest form of birth control? Casey Anthony"
"What is the worst part about screwing a 7 year old kid? Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume."
"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load."
"How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle."