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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people"
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"What is the healthiest college? Rice"
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"What ethnicity is Santa? North Poleish"
"Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."