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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
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"""I'm sorry"" and ""My bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks, ""hey, why the long face?"""
"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"
"TIL You can watch the sun through a telescope without any filters. Only twice though..."
"RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT"
"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."
"[NSFW] A guy to a girl - Hey, want to stick our fingers in each other's belly-botton ? Girl - Sure, how do W... OH, thats not my belly button. Guy - That's not my finger!"
"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"
"What do you call a flying Jew? [NSFW] Smoke."