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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

"Rihanna's restraining order against Chris Brown says he cannot ""harass or annoy"" her. I want one of those against everyone ever."

"Come on, terrorists. Stuff your pockets with colorful beads before exploding. It doesn't have to be ALL negative."

"What's a orphans first words? I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy."

"What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!"

"I got free admission for life at SeaWorld For being an Orca Whale."

"So I was walking down the street the other day, and saw this black guy... carrying a tv. At first I thought, ""Hey, that looks like mine!"" But then I remembered mine is at home shining my shoes."

"Three tampons walk into a bar, a kotex, a playtex, and a tampax. Which one says hello first? None, they're all stuck up bitches."

"What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said ""Beats me!"""

"Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board"