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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pensioner at a murder trial? A juryatric."

"Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me."

"How do you know when a singer is at the door? First they don't know when to come in, and then they can't find the key."

"Hmm... kkkk (too many) kkk (too racist) kk (looks like a typo) k (that'll work) Why you see my texting bubble for 10 min before getting ""k"""

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."

"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"

"If you ever feel unimportant... Just remember Windows 9"

"Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat."

"Two hipsters walked into a bar. One did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically."

"Priest and a Rabbi ... A Priest and a Rabbi are walking by a school yard, the Priest says to the Rabbi, ""I'd sure like to fuck those kids!"" the Rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""