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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was assaulted"
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"What did the Jewish lesbian say to her girlfriend before taking her virginity? L'hymen"
"C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings"
"A man walks into a gym and asks the personal trainer which machine will make him most attractive to women.. The instructor points to the back of the gym "" The ATM machine"""
"If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane."
"How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it."" <Tips fedora>"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a hand job? 9/11 was an inside job"
"Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4"
"Walks you into the bedroom. Stands you up straight against the wall. *you notice the sign that says ""You must be this tall to ride this guy"""
"Sitting out in my front yard pointing a hair dryer at speeding cars to see if any slow down."