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Joke of the Day
"I feel bad for that goober from the Mucinex commercials. It's not his fault he's a little snot."
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"If I was any hungrier Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would adopt me."
"Ok parents who refer to their kids by age... I can play too. ""22 always wants BJs before class. 39 just wants pictures for his golf buddies"""
"A guy fell in stairs.. A guy fell in stairs & got hurt, his friend told him ""put ice where you got hurt"", he took ice & put it on the stairs."
"I have beef- -aroni."
"Wife: [looking out of window] Go and talk to our son. He's outside looking forlorn. Me: [goes outside] *points to grass* it's there u prick"
"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe-word."
"""I've got toes in different area codes."" - Ludacris steps on a land mine"
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !"