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Joke of the Day
"I have beef- -aroni."
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"First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0"" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month."
"Only 90s kids will get this DEEZ NUTS"
"I am not a weatherman but... you can expect 20 centimetres tonight"
"Hello I'm Janardhan and I just had sex with a hedgehog. It was a little prickly at first but then I stopped masturbating and just went for it."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles."
"What's an 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends!"
"What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer? Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it."
"Thou shalt not commit adulthood"
"Trump & Clinton Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on a boat. Who survives? America."