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Joke of the Day
"""I've got toes in different area codes."" - Ludacris steps on a land mine"
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"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"
"In Soviet Russia... Joke kills you."
"Dirty: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
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