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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""

"What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? ""Hold onto your nuts boy, this ain't no ordinary blow job!"""

"What did the conformist say to the Guru? You make me Sikh!"

"So.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra..."

"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !"

"Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! ""No"" Why? ""YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"""

"I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well."

"What are the two sexiest barn yard animals? Brown-chicken-brown-cow"