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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? ""Hold onto your nuts boy, this ain't no ordinary blow job!"""

"What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls? They don't have a pilots license."

"When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later."

"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time. I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision."

"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"

"This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents."

"What do you call a group of invading pirates? An **Arrr**my"

"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"

"My favorite palindromes I've come across are tit and boob."

"Don't listen to people who tell you not to stay up late. They're just trying to trick you into being a well-rested person who isn't anxious."