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Joke of the Day

"I've been smuggling transvestites across the Mexican border. It's not easy being a drag mule."

"I ate an entire pack of rohypnol last night and it didn't even affect me... Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping."

"What do you call a promise you can't keep? A campaign promise."

"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"Nigerian Billionaire Helps Rescue Failing Banks"

"I just found out I'm colorblind... It sure came out of the yellow."

"How many square feet of pizza can you eat? Trick question. Pizzas are round."

"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."

"Where do esport players go if they get arrested? Guantanamo ebay"

"Doctor says, ""I've got good news and bad news..."" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's. The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!"