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Joke of the Day

"I spend half of my time thinking about fractions Well, not exactly half...."

"Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes."

"Mother's have mother's day and father's have father's day. What do male redditors have? -Palm sunday"

"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""

"Why does Jesus suck at Call of Duty? Because it takes him 3 days to respawn."

"Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? It was a leper con."

"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."

"""Blown out of all proportion"" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week."

"Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather rinse repeat!"

"How do you get out of tipping on a $100 order? Order to go. Seriously, fuck you if you do this."