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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? It was a leper con."
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"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Clearly the chicken. How would an egg orgasm?"
"'LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"What does an IT guy use for birth control? His personality."
"Two hamsters are walking down the street... They come up to a gay bar and one hamster turns to the other and says, ""hey, you wanna get shit faced?"""
"Would I care for a free sample? Raise your own samples lady, should have thought about that before you made them."
"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"Preacher: CAN I GET AN AMEN?!? Me: [from back row] MAY you get an amen"
"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when things get too hot... A Fuck. The word is ""fuck""... honestly, I lead you right to it"
"""I have a dream that my children will live in a nation... not judged by the color of their skin, but by their follower count on Twitter."""