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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? It was a leper con."

"What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread? It's stalemate"

"What state makes exclusively swiss cheese? Swisconsin."

"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."

"Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual? Because the instructions were clear."

"After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black... ...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a collective sigh of relief"

"Foreigner? Why not fist her? Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)"

"How do you know when you've played too much minecraft? When your friend wishes aloud that he could be creative and you tell him ,""your game mode has been changed."""

"I tried to think of a good music joke But that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds."