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Joke of the Day
"Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes."
Next Joke
"I love corn! It's a food that always amaizes me."
"I lost my phone and it's on silent. Man! I should've listened to Beyonce."
"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Tibet"
"You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes... They have no soles."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? surreal"
"Every vote counts! Unless you forget to post your I voted sticker on Facebook, those ballots get thrown into an incinerator."
"You can lead a horse to water... but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3."
"[in car] Wife: Dont tell ur arm story Me: Im gonna stick to humorous stories 2nite babe *at party* AND THAT'S WHEN MY HUMOROUS BROKE IN HALF"