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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik."
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"I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks. Because rulers were made to be broken."
"Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ? Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating."
"How do you fit an elephant in a subway.... you take the s out of sub and the f out of way"
"Some people go to the gym to get big Who needs that when I can just carry the weight of my burdens and sorrows all day"
"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it."
"The only thing I arouse is suspicion."
"Pro Tip: don't buy cheap duct tape. Your basement guests can chew right through that."
"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"