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Joke of the Day

"Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ? Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare."

"Every single time I give my heart to a girl... She Brexit."

"What did 50cent say when Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas? ju ju ju ju ju ju G-Unit?"

"""People will believe anything if you whisper it."""

"What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen? This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off.....!!"

"My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!"

"Welcome to Religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter"

"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""

"What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass? An Amish mechanic. A favorite from Robin Williams"