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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe it's been 5 years since Tyler Perry's Hurricane Katrina."
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"for a guy named Health Ledger he was not keeping track of his health very well."
"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."
"I'm worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post."
"If you wear a ship's captain's hat around, people will just do what you say. I run a Starbucks, a Target, a submarine, and two street gangs."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"""
"*uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS"
"How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers it's a male; if she answers it's female."
"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."
"What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor"