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Joke of the Day

"FUN FACT: All kitties share a common ancestor, whose name was ""Snickerboots Fancybasket."""

"What's green and hangs from trees? Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it."

"What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world? Nothing, she's fine"

"I told my dog to sit . . . . . . but he half-assed it."

"Kim Jong Un Wins World Series Our dear leader has thrown a 27-pitch perfect game to win the World Series. He is such a beautiful pitcher, he makes every batter pop up as soon as they see him."

"There is nothing funny about menstruation jokes... Period."

"Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar"

"That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly."

"I don't see how flight MH370 sunk. When it hit the water it would have been plane sailing."

"You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic."