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Joke of the Day

"FUN FACT: All kitties share a common ancestor, whose name was ""Snickerboots Fancybasket."""

"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"

"Wife: Ugh, I wish my boobs were bigger. Husband: Try rubbing toilet paper between them. Wife: How would that help? Husband: Well, it seems to be working just fine on your ass."

"I had to go get a mole removed today God knows how he got up there!"

"Make sure to change out the condom in your wallet once in a while...so your wallet doesn't think you're a loser."

"A Woman Comes To The Physician - Herr doctor! My husband is very sick! - OK. Get undressed and show me what does he complain of..."

"Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore? Am I supposed to pick my favorite?"

"I'm not racist! I have like 3 friends! And five of them are black."

"It's okay if you didn't notice that I switched my beard trimmer's setting from 6 to 5. The difference is stubble."

"So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants... I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage."