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Joke of the Day

"I Hate When Old People Poke You at a wedding and say ""you are Next"". So next time i was at a funeral I poked them and said ""You are Next""."

"My dad was always drunk when I was a kid The punchline? It was my mom, then my sister, then me"

"""I am cleaning up my friends list"" should be changed to ""I'm notifying you that you should give me attention and argue your friendship level to me."""

"Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!"

"What is Chuck Liddell's favorite fruit? The Grapple..."

"""If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."""

"The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing. After all, God hates gags."

"I went to a really posh school. In fact it was so posh, the Gym was called James."

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."

"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same colour trunks."