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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!"

"Welcome to the BBC. NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."

"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."

"The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life."

"A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... ""Don't put that on Facebook!"""

"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?"

"If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now"

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the pool please, I'm dwaoning!"

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S."

"A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder."