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Joke of the Day

"Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon."

"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."

"When someone tells me they're a doctor or an engineer all I can think is: ""wow your parents must've yelled at you to do your homework a lot"""

"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !"

"Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ..."

"During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier? Want some Turkey?"

"What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!"

"Don't just upgrade Windows 8 Up-upgrade it."

"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."