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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Jesus eat m&ms? they keep falling through. If you aren't offended. Swap out black Jesus and skittles. Happy Easter."

"Women like you are hard to find.. My ex wanted to know if still thought of her. Quite often I said. ""Women like you are hard to find. Most of you are in state hospitals."""

"When God made me he was just showing of"

"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."

"What did one bag of shit say to the other bag of shit? ""Ugh, stop standing so colostomy."""

"What to hear a joke? A girlfriend.. While the humor is dry, in this joke i fully understand that this is not something many of you will ever get."

"No I don't watch Mad Men. If I wanted to pretend like it was fifty years ago I'd just go to a Tea Party Rally."

"Do you whats amazing? Spiderman"

"Why did Chewbacca cross the road? WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!"

"Fastest way to occupy bored kids is to announce we are going to clean Voila Suddenly they all remember plans they've forgotten Ah quiet"