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Joke of the Day

"I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays. They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school."

"Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it."

"How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas? With a DustBuster."

"Beer nuts $1:50 Deer nuts under a buck"

"[god creating ants] Anteater: finally"

"Did you know how chinesse parents name their childs? They throw a tincan downstairs and take note how it sounds: ""Chin Tan Chung"""

"Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels"

"I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too."

"Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!"

"I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue."