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Joke of the Day
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hits were The Wall."
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"How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!"
"The cat is heat and keeps presenting herself to the dog I'm just sitting here with my finger hovering above the record button."
"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was outstanding in his field"
"What is that red stuff on your face? I said to my older cousin what was that red stuff on his face. ""Where?"" He said. I said , as I was forming a punch then punch is fucking face. ""Right there."""
"Sorry I flinched when you told me you loved me. I've been practicing my poker face. Can we try again?"
"Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on."
"Yo mama's so fat... when she stood on the scales, they said ""To be continued."""
"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"