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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I flinched when you told me you loved me. I've been practicing my poker face. Can we try again?"

"How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just you"

"What do salads and Mexicans have in common ? They both benefit America!"

"so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment"

"they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow"

"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now"

"What does a pig use for his skin? Oinkment."

"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"

"I'm a puzzle wrapped in an enigma hidden inside a set of Russian Nesting Dolls, so deep, so profound that - what? Yes, I'll have fries."