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Joke of the Day

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it's a hardware problem."

"When you date someone you either end up breaking up with them or marrying them... ...And either way you end up unhappy."

"ATTORNEY: my client would like to confess ME: i sell human organs on the black market JUDGE [who needs a kidney transplant]: tell me more"

"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."

"What is green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree A pool table"

"I want to walk into a donut shop and yell... ""FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLE-Y!"""

"Yesterday I was just a dude in a hoody whispering Black Sabbath lyrics to a goat. Today, I am the leader of a petting zoo cult."

"What is DNA The national dyslexic association."

"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"

"women's Rights"