200720
Joke of the Day
"I want to walk into a donut shop and yell... ""FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLE-Y!"""
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"Fall? More like fail [watches as the leaf from a tree gracefully falls to the ground in the beautiful cycle that is nature] loser tree lol"
"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. 'Murica"
"Engineer's Joke I have a girlfriend!"
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The ""head"" nurse."
"What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars."
"The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice."
"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"
"Did you hear of the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months."