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Joke of the Day
"""Dude, you're getting a Dell!"" - Me pulling my spoiled unruly son out of the Apple Store"
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"Fetish... I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units. It gives me vent elation."
"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"
"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""
"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."
"My wife said I should compliment her features more often... ... So I slashed her face."
"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."
"What sucks about being black and jewish? You gotta stand at the back of the oven! Edit: I was at an [7] when typing this and fucked it up. It is better now. oven was bus. Changed bus to oven."
"What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose."
"I've had blue balls for a week. I need to stop dipping them in ink."