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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? You don't??? We should have lunch sometime!"

"Her: omg, I'm SO happy for you! Me: *shaking head* No, no, no... I said I got 'enraged', today. Not 'engaged'."

"why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common? They're both haram bae."

"What did Lawrence Taylor say when they told him the prostitute he was with 15? ""That bitch told me she was 13!"""

"I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?"

"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."

"Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""Bach, bach, bach"""

"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."