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Joke of the Day
"""Shoot for the moon, land among the stars"" -dead astronaut"
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"Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice."
"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."
"A Roman guy walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says... ""I'll take five beers."""
"I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend. ""That's fine,"" she said, ""Just not with another girl."" ""OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel."" I replied."
"Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep."
"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm pretty? Cop: No Me: Because I'm on Twitter? Cop: No Me: Officer I can do this all day"
"What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes? We saw that same joke two days ago"
"Dating: *prances around in underwear and his t-shirt* Marriage: *Unzips footed unicorn onesie* Do you think this mole is cancer?"
"That Allah guy sure is popular... I mean...His biggest fans are all dying to meet him."