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Joke of the Day
"My dick was in the Guinness Book of Records! ...but then I got kicked out of the library."
Next Joke
"You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull."
"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? According to my mom, my new stepdad"
"My gay friend told me he's spending this 4/20 with his boyfriend. He said, ""After all, the Bible says 'Two men who lie together shall be stoned'."""
"What's got two legs and bleeds? half a dog [Derek, s01e05]"
"What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head? Facial Hare"
"Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas? Slanta Claus."
"How do you make a chocolate omelette? With Easter Eggs!"
"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."