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Joke of the Day

"What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's ""the bomb"" nowadays."

"After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks."

"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."

"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"

"My wife asked me what I wanted to eat that's fast and easy? Mmm...Your vagina?"

"Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving."

"What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas? Time to get a new principal."

"I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, then I didn't show... I hope she gets the message that we aren't working out."

"What are Mario's overalls made of? **DENIM DENIM DENIM.**"

"Rihanna should date Lebron... he never beats anyone."