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Joke of the Day

"What are Mario's overalls made of? **DENIM DENIM DENIM.**"

"What causes the bird on a pirate's shoulder to repeat 'pieces of nine, pieces of seven, pieces of nine....'? Parity error."

"Hear about the 2 Mexican firemen? Jose and Josb"

"Can't believe I'm not invited to things I'd never go to."

"I was beating a mouse Then it clicked."

"How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence? Liver alone, cheese mine!"

"Good cop: We got you red-handed! Weatherman cop: Well there's a 70% chance of guilt but I'd go ahead and make weekend plans"

"I came home to my wife yelling ""The square root of pi!"" angrily. I told her she was being irrational."

"I really suck at school, the only time I got an A+ is at the blood test."

"An interesting title Did you hear about the adulterous Amish woman? She was banging to Mennonite."